A washing machine just announced that it would kill me and my family if we didn't leave the house in the next 5 minutes....
Suggesting it would put the remains in small packets in the house fridge and freezer....
Queens in Stafford....said, "Well it was an odd thing for a washing machine to mention rather than the odd sock it had ate..."
http://defining-whats-really-important.blogspot.com/p/works-of-art-oil-paintings.html
There's an old and fascinating traditional ritual linked with the ancient art of Egyptian coronary selection, I've recently inspired (given the primary production and method of language - by development)
As the original 'scripts' went, the ritual concluded with the formal marriage of those persons involved (not quite the chicken and egg play you might have chosen, but infinitely funnier)
As an other example, Tutankhamen, for instance, if said, "Tut, ankh, amen"
In literal terms that means, "No life or death"
Re Michael Jackson's children......
Vic McDermott said, "Did you ever smoke from cig butt roll ups?" (2002)
I die smiling at my brother (He told me)
Penny from the Ambulance Service (Staffing)
AOL : - Steve paul taylor
Victor McDermott (what a laugh)
John *(Your Move)*
Cottaging (all about)
Ring-fencing (Tinkerbelle stylie) courtesy of AOL
