<wearing a negilgee, pearls (Huge Diamonds?) and sat on a (your choice of furnishings/clothes)....
<camera/action>
<elbowing Tom - who giggles>
Julia says, "Stop it!" and they both look up simultaneously - adopting the same story
"The porn magazine in front of us has a wonderful recipe for toad in the hole"
*Ad LIB* < direction
(Laughter)
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