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Dear Stafford Borough County Council,
I'm thankful for all the good services you provide and would appreciate your advice....
I'm very worried about my 11 month old labrador who's very clever and is becoming very bored. I write on his behalf......
"I'm bored in the garden all day, my owner gets upset with me when I find a way out of the garden and all the neighbours are worried I'll get run over. Is there anything you could do to help me?
By the way, my owner is lovely but will insist I spend most of my time in a large garden (that gets very scary after dark).... all by myself too.
P.S. My owner says I should also tell you that she has cream carpets and muddy paws leave marks for days.
Oh and that the reason why she got me is because I'm company for her.
(she's single)
Oh yeah... and she loves me too
