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*Sigh* 'hic' (IJ) - Joke

Sceptic: I went to see a clairvoyant, but she was out, I guess she didn't see me coming.

Clairvoyant: Yes, that's right - I was out.


Profound comment of the moment:





Joke?: <knock, knock> - footsteps along hall...."Mum, there's starving people at the door but there's no bread, what shall I do?"

Marie Antoinette (bless her): Well give them Cake, and who's ate all the Pies?!!!

(I bet she'd know if there were loads in the kitchens - despite whatever the Head Cook might say in a fit of pique (probably)



(I still laugh at this!)
Tony Robinson, "About this book written by Dan Brown, let me ask the Head Man in charge, "Can you tell me if you have any BIG secrets hidden here - as suggested by the story?""

The answer: "Of course not!"

Tony, "Well, there we have it folks, there's no big secret here!"