The Fairly Good Mother was on the phone and being invited to demonstrate certain talents for the benefit of a few. She listened carefully as the prospective show was detailed, and for clarity, she transcribed (paraphrased if you will) because sometimes she seems a bit deaf. Now, obviously, we're only able to hear one side of this
"So what you're saying is..... that you can't actually prove you're right, so you want me to....what, again?"
"Oh, you want me to collude in order to produce evidence... am I right?"
"Ah, it's about the science of equality. Oh I see how I was confused."
"And you're saying You'll set the rules...... and provided I agree, I get the chance to demonstrate or I've failed, yeah? .... and in that case someone's ...er a big fibber?"
"Oh sorry, I've got that wrong - again?"
"Let me see, you want me to agree and?"
